Rickard's Red

I don't really have anything against Rickard's Red...it's just that the TV ads with the three barflies and the bartender spouting 'clever' lines recommending the brew really beg for new lines...

Rickard's Red...it's what's for dinner.

Rickard's Red...nothing beats the taste sensation when cough syrup collides with Molson Canadian!

Rickard's Red...because you're too cheap to buy Smithwick's.

Rickard's Red...now made with fresh Tang crystals!

Rickard's Red...it's full of flavour. Unfortunately, that flavour is ass.

Rickard's Red...now with 20% more dog!

Rickard's Red...when you're drunk, all beers taste the same anyway.

Rickard's Red...tastes as good coming up as it did going down!

Rickard's Red...the unofficial beer of the Communist Party of Canada.

Rickard's Red...tough on dishes, mild on hands.