A Perfect Match of Stupid Director and Stupid Topic

"Sony has invited me to Berlin with a group of journalists to report on the filming of a new Roland Emmerich movie, Anonymous. Emmerich, who directed 2012, Godzilla, and The Day After Tomorrow, is making a film about the authorship of Shakespeare's plays.* In the movie, Rhys Ifans will play Edward De Vere, the earl of Oxford; with Vanessa Redgrave as Queen Elizabeth; and David Thewlis as her chief adviser. (The cast list doesn't seem to include the man from Stratford as a character.)"